The judge was tossing out pills
when the stewards found her
No turtle ever slept sounder

In mortal Kate Bush territory
apartment rangers and Louisianans for Luftwaffe
in matching camouflage mimicked the scepter

Five houses from Ginny’s horoscope,
His Royal Retired Flea was finally happy
whose ass he had found his larder

No one talked about the economy
but knew the price of what herbs
to induce before the first trimester

Whole text conversations
with comic fuck yous interrupted by poop emojes
were saved with street photos in the drive forever