Human, I have some words
Some words I know are tough to say
So I’ll go slow
You are my human after all
And regardless I love you.
I just think it’s unfair
That you leave me at home
That you go out for ages
With no signs or notes
I smell the steak upon your clothes
The dogs you cheat on me with.
Then there’s the pointy small ones
You call them cats I think?
I understand you get lonely while you’re gone forever
But those things say I stink!
Dear human, while I love you
Please reconsider leaving
And while we’re being honest
Pink is more my color
I don’t feel cute in this black sweater.
Awwww !!!!! So sweet! My dog can relate
I love this and can totally relate. My opinionated cat would have a few things to say about the times I leave or leave three crumbs out her food bowl too. 🙂
I love it too. funny, earnest, great flow and a hit it home ending!
Thank you! I read one of yours earlier and forgot to comment but I loved it! I think it was a trio of haikus