The fuck are all these buttons?
Where are all the apps?
How do I text with this?
No wonder people get addicted
to ease of use smartphones
when they used to have to press
1-9 multiple times just to say
I just wanted a smart phone!
Not this 1980’s futuristic communicator!
This star walking, alien fighting pos!
I did not ask for a phaser and assignment
To some star fleet ship, I have no desire to explore
the world beyond our galaxy or whatever,
it can’t even run flappy bird,