How to Fight

How to Get in a Fight

1. Go outside when it is ninety degrees and stand in a line.
2. When you get too hot tell the other people in line you are going over there (points to shaded area) to stand because you are getting burnt.
3. When the next person comes run out of hiding and aggressively yell that you were already in the line while pointing at the spot they are now standing.
4. They will defend themselves saying they didn’t see you and that you weren’t in line and tell you not to sneak up on them in such a manner.

5. The argument has now begun. You are now ready to fight.

Do you walk away?

 

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