If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!

There once was a lady from Kues,

Who rode on the back of a moose

NO!

 

There once was a lady from Kues

Who wanted to fatten her goose

(What is that supposed to mean?)

 

There was a young lady from Kues

Whose boyfriend did give her a goose.

(Good heavens, you can’t write that!)

 

There once was a lady in Kues

Who loved to eat chocolate mousse

(Alright, I’ll take it.)

She whipped it up right

A true chocolate delight,

When she set it outside for a …. for a …

 

Okay, there once was a girl from Toulouse

Who always wore comical shoes.

One pair had a dent,

And the other a rent

As she walked through the streets of Toulouse.

(No)

(Why?)

(You can’t use Toulouse twice.)

(Why not?)

(You just can’t.)

 

There once was a girl from Toulouse

Who always wore comical shoes.

One pair had a dent,

And the other a rent,

But both of them matched with her blouse.

(That doesn’t rhyme.)

 

There once was a man from Toledo

Who only would wear a tuxedo.

The stark black and white

Was a beautiful sight

And honored his healthy libido.

 

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