Minor League Baseball
Baseball is a kid’s game.
Ferry Hawks vs. Blue Crabs.
under our broken umbrella
during long rain delay,
Ballpark with view of the Manhattan skyline.
Herds of children chased balls through the stands.
Uninhibited grown-ups danced to bad disco.
Silly fans sang horribly.
Goofy bat race guys spun around, fell down.
Awkward Kiss Cams.
Pizza won a race because
another food got tackled by the batboy,
who danced like a very white
Napoleon Dynamite between innings.
Kids must have invented baseball.