Wild Turkeys

Chortling birds, amused by my sleepy morns chatter and clatter past my window to the trees where roosts the hens and chicks of buzzards, turkeys, eagles and hawks. Turkeys are the funniest things with Toms that strut and puff like kings, Tail feathers spread and…

Ye Olde Farte

Ye Olde Farte It was like opening a bag of potato chips clenched between buttcheeks with a pungent bubble slowly rolling out from the top of my crack- a blinding fog of stink.

Shadenfreude

Shadenfreude My life is a mess as one can guess so humor me if you would listen to my tale and try not to pale Trust this is gonna be good So I smashed my face on a couch today Have the scrapes and cuts…

It’s the Truth! (prompt 21)

I’m not my mother’s daughter, I am my own machine. I stand tall, I walk proud, and I know how to act mean.   I’m the funniest person you’ve ever met. Most interesting, too. There’s absolutely nothing I’ve ever tried that I can’t do.  …

Lester

There once was a man named Chester, Who had a parrot called Lester.   They went for a ride to Dover and ended up getting pulled over.   The officer walked up right away And asked Chester what he had to say,   As Chester…

Cat for Sale

“CAT FOR SALE” The call came through the market Setting small hearts off like a rocket The thought of a small ball of fur Brought feet skittering to hear the purr Eyes widened upon reaching the destination Mouths opened in “O’s” of surprised animation This…