There is no respect for saviours anymore.

I was the one to push back the machines,

the one to bring freedom to man.

 

But alas! When you are portrayed

by Keanu Reeves of all people,

there can only be one outcome.

Ask Jonathan Harker.

 

Not to sound ungrateful,

but if only Wachowskis were willing to spend a bit more.

Just imagine, Will Smith as me, I as Will Smith.

 

Ah well, there is still kung-fu, I guess, and Trinity.

Oh, wait! There is not. We are all dead.