When he mounted the saddle

He referred to himself as the head

And taught us the importance of the two shoulders and the heart.

We cheered and the governor went to work.

He appointed the Chief Judge and tagged him one shoulder

Then he influenced the choice of the Speaker of the House of Assembly

And said that’s the other shoulder.

When he brought a well known sophisticated pen robber and made the Accountant-general,

We asked, “Is he the heart?”

He nodded in the affirmative,

And suddenly we realized we’ve just been cursed with the four pillars of corruption.