Z (scratching his ass)
I saw you the other night. U up?

L (lotioning her elbows)
Yes.

Z
U up?

L
Did I not make that clear?

Z
LOL. U still mad?

L
Why would I be?

Z
idk. Things got crazy that night.

L
Yeah. You drugged me and convinced me you were a swan. Crazy.

Z
I can tell u r mad.

L
I’m tired.

Z
I get it. In the mood for company?

L
What do you think?

Z
Should I call instead?

L
Are you serious!?

Z
Sure.

L
Sure.

Z
Really?

L
No!

Z
Then what – Im consfused

L
You are a con and you are confused. Congrats.

Z
Hey!

L
Good night. And lose my number.

Z
sure. Whatever.