I’m the best student in the school, the smartest student in the history of students, I can talk my way into an A before you can eat your lunch. You think you have an after school job? My job is the greatest after school job…

I’m not my mother’s daughter, I am my own machine. I stand tall, I walk proud, and I know how to act mean.   I’m the funniest person you’ve ever met. Most interesting, too. There’s absolutely nothing I’ve ever tried that I can’t do.  …

  I’ve asked a million times to pick up your room but you Always leave it to the last nano second Good thing nobody Ever Visits.