1. There was once a chick named Jewelz Who rarely followed the rules When she opened her mouth The conversation went south She made idiots look more like fools 2. There was once a broad named Karen Who everyone thought was barren When she opened…

I once askedy sister to play a card game while mom was away; but her laptop, it beckoned and as it was jan’ry second she blamed it on introvert day.

There once was a lad from Windsor that tried to get a date on Tinder he used the wrong emoji got blocked for breaking policy and now has to depend on his sister

Spoilers for Portal 2 right through to the end. This poem lies beneath the Facility.

There once was a coon who went berry-ing It ate the whole bush-full fermenting it wandered too far and was hit by a car After the feast comes the reckoning

Limericks are (supposedly) not limericks unless they are obscene, ergo, not one for the contemplated collection of children’s verse. I like limericks (at least today) cos this one has earned me a 40 minute break! #10 There once was a man from Number 10 Downing…

A crazy old hairdresser who wrote Did not want to miss her own boat So she juggled her scissors, and guests did not receive fissures while poems appeared to promote!