should be calming

reflective

restorative

soul enriching

body nourishing

peaceful

BUT we have cardio at 8

breakfast buffet

adobe photoshop class

team trivia

line dancing

scattergories

napkin folding

and table tennis.

All take place in bars where ever smiling crew will solicit drinks:

Then:  ballroom dance

or amber seminar

or shopping advice for Curacao

sushi demo

ice sculpting

facial & massage

bingo

art auction and

afternoon tea.

I’ll pull myself away to rest in my cabin before formal night and Captain’s party,

set my clock to have time to shower and put on gown for pictures:

Then off to:

steak and lobster

baked Alaska-flaming in the dark

a procession of waiters on parade

a few more drinks

and I am full and fat.

PLEASE ROLL ME OFF NOW!