Now, I’m no scholar but

I gotta say that based

on my experience,

cold pizza is the best

hangover cure ever.

Veggie, preferably,

because the grease

that coagulates on

pepperoni is gross.

 

Anchovies? I’m in

the school of Yes.

Little fishy bombs

of flavor… what is

not to love here?

 

Apparently a lot.

 

Recent scientific

studies show that

four out of five pizza

taste experts prefer

their pizza without

little fish.

 

Well that’s just

nonsense.