What if my laptop were personified?

I ask myself on a sunny day.

It would have fainted at the slightest of turbulent weather.

And it would probably have inhuman DNA.

 

Won’t connect to the wifi,

battery would die in less than two hours,

I said beginning to tick of items on a long list of things

wrong with my laptop and maybe yours.

 

It would be like an irritating best friend,

always there and always unreliable,

always decieving and always pranking,

but my love for it is unclassifiable.

 

And I would pamper it with gifts,

and expensive software upgrades,

Avast Premium doubling as life insurance,

as my laptop punches in the decades.