I am not boastful or overly proud.

I am not big city or high fashion.

I am not Dooney & Bourke or Prada.

I am not pedicure, manicure, or Brazilian wax.

I am not BMW, Mercedes, or Escalade.

 

I am honest and sufficiently proud.

I am small town and prosaic.

I am Wal-Mart, Target, and blue light specials.

I am plain label and Sunday coupons.

I am a $12 purse with BOGO shoes.

I am fuel efficient and low maintenance.