Oliver, Oliver.

Why are you so annoying?

Oliver, Oliver.

Why are you still growing?

Oliver, Oliver.

Should you have so much hair?

Oliver, Oliver.

When I eat why do you stare?

Oliver, Oliver.

Is hot dog your favorite dish?

Oliver, Oliver.

Does rolled up newspaper make you twitch?

Oliver, Oliver.

The realest “cat” I’ve ever known.

Oliver, Oliver.

True to design, if truth be told.

Oliver, Oliver.

To you I tribute, do you care?

OLIVER, OLIVER!

Would you get off my stinkin’ chair.