A girl certainly must kiss a lot of frogs
To land a wealthy Englishman, a prince
To innumerable soirees she must trapse
To find a trifle peculating recompense.
So come evening, did Ms. Markle stray
At SoHo House, ghosting celebs away.
Dining on avocado toast and tomatoes.
Searching a source of bespoke clothes.
So she could buy that Burberry raincoat,
Jimmy Choo shoes, and Givenchy gowns
And, of course, would she choose to gloat
Looking for fun with a girl in London town.
Found he who could float a yacht girl’s boat.
Though twice wed, was past the sell-by date.
As jars thrown away from the pantry shelf,
For conceiving children would be too late.
Now, it’s a mystery why this fatal attraction.
Is driving daily tabloid readers to distraction.
When she ‘s likely to receive Henry’s elbow
But then she’s yet to receive HMS’s memo.