There once was a boy who lived in a small town
Everyone thought he was a clown
He wore glasses and had curly hair
Gosh he was insufferable, no one could compare
He also had an obnoxious obsession with birds
Honestly, I think he was deeply disturbed
He liked to trouble the citizens as he roamed about
He was an irritating guy, there was no doubt
He infuriated all the kids at school
And thought the world he could rule
But one-day he picked a fight
That he couldn’t win even though he won in height
She was a little bit younger
But soooooooo much stronger
She punched him in his face
And put him in his place
The boy ran away crying
He sounded like a furry, grey cat dying
The girl saved the town from the boy
And now there was no one he could annoy