Back in the day
Of babysitting and teen lines and friendship pins
I slept my mornings away
Partied my nights with a variety of sins
No responsibility
No cares in my teenage life of sensibility
Nobody told me about babies and puppies
Babysitting, Big Bucks/No Whammies, and brownies
Living the life on an easy chair
Baby sleeps soundly,
Assaulted into reality with puppy poop like a nightmare
Brownie fights stomach profoundly
Chocolate loses; brownie throw-up everywhere
Baby wakes with an unhappy dance
Because he just pooped his pants
Nobody told me about babies and puppies
As I begin to clean the baby up,
I hear a terrifying slurping noise.
The puppy is licking my brownie throw-up.
I throw up again with unflattering poise.
Mom walks in to witness this gallant moment,
I ask, “Are you ready to hear my dog-poop-brownie-throw-up story?”
Nobody told me about babies and puppies.