Too Much Month (Hour Four, A Nonet)

Too Much Month

 

Got paid today, got me a pocket

full of change. Ding dong, dang doorbell

rings. Landlord’s got his hand held

out. Crank my truck, tank’s on

E. Gut growls, FEED ME

SEYMOUR! No more

money, still

too much

month.

 

 

(A nonet is composed of nine lines, beginning with nine syllables in line one, eight syllables in line two, and so forth, until the final line is only one syllable, giving off the visual appearance that the poem is slowly disappearing.)

On Thin Ice (Hour Three, A Tricube)

On Thin Ice

sleep deprived

body drained

agenda full

 

only choice

crystal clear

this she nose

 

she inhales

living life

on thin ice

(A tricube is composed of three stanzas of three lines each, where each line is made up of three syllables.)

Here I Come to Save the Day (Hour Two, A Shadorma)

Here I Come to Save the Day

 

 

Coke Zero,

You are my hero,

here to save

this damsel

from distress, disorder, and

dozing. Praise the Lord!

 

(A shadorma is a six line poem with a syllable count of 3/5/3/3/7/5, respectively. As a diabetic, at my doctor’s orders, I have essentially sworn off drinking anything other than plain water or unsweetened tea, as even artificial sweeteners are a problem healthwise. However, with this being my fifth consecutive Poetry Marathon, I know full well there is absolutely ZERO CHANCE of me surviving the next 24 hours without some caffeine flooding my veins. Yeah, it’s gonna be one of THOSE kinda days!)

Becoming (Hour One, A Netno Poem)

BeCoMiNg

 

vast

barren

nothingness

reaches beyond

blue lined horizons,

beckoning, beseeching,

pleading for purpose, begging

for beginning. Pen to paper,

my words breathe life; a poem is born.

 

 

(A netno poem is another one of my infamous format perversions, a nonet poem, only in reverse. A nonet poem is made of nine lines with a descending syllable count beginning with nine syllables in line one, eight syllables in line two, on down to one syllable for the final line, making it visually appear that the poem is slowly vanishing. A netno poem is also composed of nine lines, but with a reversed syllabic count, where the first line is only one syllable, the second line is composed of two, and so on until the last line, which has nine syllables. This creates an illusion of something appearing out of almost nothing.)

Number Five is Alive (Hour 24, A Short and Simple Celebration)

 

Number 5 Is Aliiiiive

 

I finally crossed the finish line.

Looks like I got here right on time.

Woohoo, I made it! I survived!

Can’t wait til next year, as it’ll be my #5!

I’m ’bout to go crawl in my bed

As stanzas bounce around inside my head.

I’ve written all I had to write,

And so I bid you all goodnight…. err, maybe make that morning.

 

Another awesome artistic adventure is added to the books. Thanks for joining me on this journey. Here’s hoping I’ll see you soon!

 

Gentle Giant, Goobah Loobah (Hour 23, A Nontraditional Minute Poem)

 

Gentle Giant (Goobah Loobah)

 

Loading up our luggage, ready

to hit the road,

detouring south

down your driveway.

 

This precious, perfect pup, Dottie,

sat shotgun back

to Dallas. We

welcomed her home.

 

My dear dorky DotDot, ’til the

day we met, I

never knew how

much I’d need you.

 

****A traditional minute poem is composed of 60 syllables split among three stanzas, with each stanza having four lines where the syllabic count is 8/4/4/4. Traditional minute poems are written in iambic pentameter with the rhyme scheme of aabb, ccdd, eeff. I couldn’t put a true traditional minute poem together in a day, let alone an hour. So for the sake of saving time as well as what remains of my so-called sanity, I eliminated the constraints of rhyme and meter, devolving into the nontraditional minute format seen above. Our dog, DotDot, was a detour, taking us about two hours out of the way. But she’s brought such joy and love and laughter to our lives, the drive was definitely worth it!****

Attack of An Apple (Hour 22, A Hall of Mirrors Hay(na)ku)

 

Attack of An Apple

‘Twas

two days

left ’til Christmas

when he dropped

me at

the

door,

leaving me

lost and lonesome,

a stranger in

an even

stranger

land.

People packed

like standing sardines,

trapped tightly in

a tin.

Panic

overcame

me, incapacitating.

Sweating, shaking, sobbing,

anxiety attacking inside

Apple Store.

As

we

left, he

asked would I

ever return on

my own?

“NEVERMORE!”

 

****A hay(na)ku is a three line poem where the first line consists of one word, the second line has two, and the third line is composed of three words. A reverse hay(na)ku is three lines composed in the opposite fashion, of three words, then two, and one word for the final line. In the 2019 Poetry Marathon, I created the “Mirror hay(na)ku” by combining a hay(na)ku with a reverse hay(na)ku. In 2020, I took things a step further by compiling five mirror hay(na)ku stanzas and calling it a Hall of Mirrors Hay(na)ku.****

Descent (Hour 21, A Four Square Poem)

 

Descent

Addicted

Obsessed

Compulsive

Possessed

 

Despairing

Deceiving

Despondent

Disbelieving

 

Terrified

Traumatized

Irrational

Immobilized

 

 

Panicked

Paralyzed

Imprisoned

Institutionalized

 

****A four square poem consists of four verses comprised of four lines, where each line is expressed with just one word.****

 

Put a Sock(et) in It! (Hour 20, A Lune poem)

 

Put a Sock(et) in It!

 

The mere sight of spark

plug sockets

irks me to my core.

 

****A lune poem is an Americanized version of a haiku, featuring a syllabic count of 5/3/5. And as irrational and illogical and utterly ridiculous as it sounds, I really do shudder and cringe and roll my eyes in annoyance at the sight of spark plug sockets. Go figure!****

The End Or Something Like It (Hour 19, A Lowku)

 

The End or Something Like It

 

The clock’s incessant ticking

resonates loudly

in my ears. The end is near.

 

****I literally just invented the lowku by exhausted inattention. While I had planned to pen a haiku, my muddled mind mistakenly reversed the syllabic count of each line. So rather than the syllabically structured 5/7/5 composition of traditional haiku, the lovely lowku is made up of three lines, where lines one and three contain 7 syllables and line two has only five syllables.****