Oh, my gosh! You did it again.
Why are you convinced I need a new friend?
Why did you get that puppy?
That ‘Molly’ tried to chew my tail!
She chewed up a shoe and half the mail.
Did you notice she pees on the rug?
She chased the cat, made her hiss and run.
You won’t let me and it’s so much fun.
Did you see her try to steal my food?
She snuck upon me and slept on my leg.
If I chase her away, she whimpers and begs.
Maybe I like her… just a little.
But you still love me, right?