Mike, Mike, Mike, what day is it? Cockadoodledo he sings, not a fag hag instead a dyke Mike, following around the lez like a puppy-wannabe poodle. He wants to groom her Bristol mons and pluck her eyebrows into unreal arches, so she looks excited, awake,…

Shoulderblade Sea Cats   Wear Peruvian Hats or Heavy Bonnets On Strawberry Tops   Snout Otter Clams Have Incised Moon mouth and False Cup-and-Saucers   Tricolor Niso  and Triangular Nutmeg bring Woody Canoebubble or Leather Donax While Shuttlecock Volva and Lazarus Jewel Box Glitter and shine in coastal Suns…

Sensible descriptions Her small upturned nose Slightly pink and swollen Set ever so slightly off-center Between her immense Round sky-blue eyes Framed by sweeping brown bangs Her fair skin highlighted With pale pink lipgloss

Ten lies Stranger to the truth Life is easy. Only the good die young. Man was created in God’s image. Life’s a breeze. This will only hurt a little. Life is what you make it. Time heals all wounds. Life is a bowl of cherries….

Early light in Poodledom Each day I spend dawn waiting Clicker training they call it Instead I am just anticipating I yawn and stretch they sit, drink coffee in bed, play games until they quit One asks if I’ve been fed as the other presses…

Kennings poem Get me some Negro nitro, he yelled. She nodded grabbing the pot on her way behind the counter. Keep it down, she whispered as she poured. He growled, Don’t back lip me. Just finish up and let’s blow this joint. Five more minutes,…

incandescent glow from the wired wrapped tight beaming through the blown glass be it black, red, or white from Edison we lumin from darkness, night, or cloudy day but more importantly we preserve our food in a new and modern way

Wine poetry Tannin tart rests in ruby Fizz and fuzz in fruity Bare in blanc Be it daring and dry Let the cork be wet With wine

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beaus present poem Dr. Oz Daily radio zealot often relaying diet options