ABBA and Shawshank, Revisited
The woman in my dream last night told me
she wants to give her husband away. Not on loan,
mind you, but for good. They have such different
tastes in food. She loves to eat dumplings
steamed in a pot of chicken soup simmering all morning,
she wants to drink mojitos all afternoon, the mint and lime
adding zing to her mouth. Who doesn’t want extra zing
in their mouths? She said she hasn’t figured out
what to do with her hands. So when she’s
on the road and comes to a stoplight,
she finger-dances to Abba blaring on the radio:
Ooh, you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life,
the index finger on both hands kicking a can-can.
The mistake she made is the light turned green
and she stayed there dancing her hands without
gunning the gas and got rear-ended. Now the cop
(dressed neatly with no food stains on his lapel)
wants to know her reason for not moving. She tells him:
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen,
her fingers kicking in time to the beat, so he
handcuffs her and takes her to the pokey, and
as a lover of irony, she teachers her cellmates
to do the Hokey Pokey. But they only serve slop to inmates,
and she wants more (don’t we all?), so she takes the plastic spoon
and starts scraping in the wall. She figures if Andy and Red
could break out of Shawshank, she can break out
of county lock up. Protect the right for us to bear
dumplings, protect our homes with dough
boiled for 10 minutes, cover on. Anything will plump up
and blossom with steam and enough time. All she had
was an overnight, and it was back to the streets for her,
dancing with her fingers at every intersection, red or green
light shining their bright color on her like a Rothko.
I bloody love this. I hope it was a real dream but either way it’s brilliant. Submit this one!