Swinging at the retirement village

Writing Jenean all the way out of the will

Saying ‘I never cared for them’ about so many

Riding the motorized carts

Getting the cane with the wolf face on it

snarling and with pearly eyes

Showing old tattoo with the titties on it to grandson

gotten while in the Navy, nearly died from infection

one-upping the Iraq youngins with war stories

Two words: USS Indianapolis

the only reason you don’t believe they were there

Is that you’re just absolutely godless and liberal

driving extra slowly in the fast lane

church hat collection filling a whole closet

farting whenever and wherever

‘forgetting’ about the bills

and the 18th great grandchild

borne by Janice, who couldn’t wait

who is definitely her mother’s child

not theirs.