I love you when you…

I love you when you put me first

I love you when you let me talk

I love you when I interrupt to bring the conversation back to me

I love you when you choose me to be first

 

I love you when you tell others how great I am

I love you when you share my fame

I love you when you forgive my inattention and you have to explain things again…and again

 

I love you when you make fudge

I love you when you take care of the business

I love you when you do the cleaning up

I love you when you make all the arrangements

I love you when you discard the best picture if I don’t shine in it

 

I love you when you are of use to me

I love you when you do what I want

I love you when it’s convenient for me to do so

 

I love you when you buy my books

I love you when you teach me new things

 

I love you when you let me shine

I love you when I need to whine

I love you when I need to vent

I love you when it’s the cool thing to do

 

I love you when I get stuff from you

I love you when you do the work

I love you when you kiss my ass

But now that you’re done doing that

 

Well

 

I don’t love you anymore

 

5 thoughts on “I love you when you…

  1. Oh, wow. This was a painful read, seeing life through the eyes of the narrator. I was a bit embarrassed for them, but I kept waiting for the transition to sharing, but alas it didn’t come. You have really captured that one-sided love, and this selfish and flippant “lover.”

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