(This was a catchy title, was it not.) Welcome, I’m narrator Melson with an M, Not Nelson with an N. This is not a fucking joke I should not even be telling you about this story Because one day I will have to pay the…

This is not poem. That is to say, I am not a poem today. I don’t rhyme all the time But I rhyme when I rhyme So the times when I rhyme I don’t time I just rhyme. This is not a poem, It’s a…