To Make Brownies

Step one: Open the box Read the instructions on the box Without spilling the contents of the box   Step two: Spill contents of the box Curse Sigh with relief That the contents are separately packaged   Step three: Look for eggs in the fridge…

Shadenfreude

Shadenfreude My life is a mess as one can guess so humor me if you would listen to my tale and try not to pale Trust this is gonna be good So I smashed my face on a couch today Have the scrapes and cuts…