“We’re going to Kentucky…We’re going to the fair…to see the Señorita with the flower in her–” Nursery rhymes nursery rhymes use to be the story of the lives of folkloric strangers that we never knew but that didn’t stop them from coming after you. “The…

Was the spider’s parlor draped with webs when the fly entered? Stupid fly. Even the idiot Tuffet had sense to run.