One,
Waking up is hard.
Two,
Who needs to shower?
Three,
I’m not hungry.
Four,
This dress isn’t clean.
Five,
I just don’t care.
Six,
The sun is too bright.
Seven,
I’m so unmotivated.
Eight,
It’s already dark?
Nine,
It’s 9pm somewhere.
Ten,
My pacemaker stopped hours ago.