Series of Low-Brow Limericks

1. There was once a chick named Jewelz Who rarely followed the rules When she opened her mouth The conversation went south She made idiots look more like fools 2. There was once a broad named Karen Who everyone thought was barren When she opened…

January 2nd

I once askedy sister to play a card game while mom was away; but her laptop, it beckoned and as it was jan’ry second she blamed it on introvert day.


There once was a lad from Windsor that tried to get a date on Tinder he used the wrong emoji got blocked for breaking policy and now has to depend on his sister

Be Always Drunken

There once was a coon who went berry-ing It ate the whole bush-full fermenting it wandered too far and was hit by a car After the feast comes the reckoning