Snow White, Retold
Seven dwarves who worked in a mine
Came home from their labors to find
Their beds were all made
Their bills were all paid
But the girl now in charge was hardlined
Snow White was never no dope
She made them all clean up with soap
Wipe their shoes on the mat
Each hang up his hat
But for good food they now had some hope
Snow White bit the apple and fell
Under the witch’s vile spell
The little men grieved
Wiped their eyes on their sleeves
But there is one more chapter to tell
The prince rode up on his horse
Which princes will do, but of course
They kissed, she awoke
She saw the small folk
“Sorry, I’m staying here,” she retorts
I love this! Especially the last line, unexpectedly awesome!
Thanks! I feel like the meter is off a bit, and some of the rhymes are a stretch. It definitely could use a polish. But I’m glad you could connect to it.
I love this version! The humor is amazing, and I loved the lines- “Their bills were all paid” and “Snow White was never no dope/She made them all clean up with soap” and of course the ending!