Version 1:

The earth is actually flat

And over the edge you see people that are happy.

 

Version 2:

The earth is actually flat.

Hear me out, I can prove it.

All evidence suggests that

Life is but a figment of our imagination

Where each of us creates our own reality –

Meaning the earth is flat.

Also the sky is green but never purple

And water is a solid through which everything can pass.

Fish are actually flying creatures and birds

Walk on air with their feathery legs

Growing out of their shoulders instead of their bums.

Trees can talk but humans are unable to think on their own,

Their ideas download from invisible spores sent from galaxies

Far, far away where existence is only an option.

All of our intrusive thoughts are real

And our dreams are written by little creatures living in our hair

Making us miserable to the point that we must

Create an illusion of reality that certainly is not real.

How else can someone even fathom to imagine

That earth is in the shape of a ball?

Insanity.