An example of how Irish banks do business

When they should have been on their knees

Begging the Irish peoples forgiveness

For the harm they did to our economy

 

In Ulster bank they devised a way

Introducing an evil new monthly charge

That big balanced privileged need not pay

To further punish the public at large.

 

Four euros a month unless you’ve got three grand

For which you get fuck all in return

When are we just gonna unite and stand

against these monsters that deserve to burn?

 

My mate Mick has a great fighting strategy

He superglues the lock on every door

once a year in his bank so the locksmiths fee

means the bastards don’t profit from him being poor.