For 10 days it was suspended above the Earth

it cried everyday and night

saddened over the world or confused and scared

who could say

most said ‘both’ with a shrug

they formed religions to it, tossing their Bibles

until the hyper giant tears flooded the cities

and then also the countryside

(which irritated the ones who thought they were the true chosen

you know because the city folk are all heathen sinners, and like

why the thing was even crying in the first place)

and they got over it real fast

and they started throwing things at it

because it also kept them up all day and night

in total, they threw 230,987,124,780,123.5 objects at it

including the Bibles they tossed

they rushed the landfills and found them

and then just tossed them straight up

some people got hit on the head by falling Bibles

and straight up died

those Thomas Nelson ones are heavy

the thing continued to cry

until the world nearly flooded

and then it disappeared

and this also caused a number of bad things to happen

satellites taken offline in such number that

the internet basically died

people threw even more objects, in anger, at the spot where the thing had been

around 345,678,980,342,400.2 objects

and then the tears came again, from the nothing that was there, drowning what was left.