IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE
Next Sunday A.D.
Hey dude you found my frequency, I’m so grateful you’re here
You sure might not believe me but I’ve had a crazy year
I’m trapped up on this satellite with all these crazy bots
and this maddened lady scientist who’s calling all the shots
She makes us watch bad movies and it really is the pits
You gotta send some help before I up and call it quits.
Help me man, I’m SOL on the Satellite of Love!
No don’t sign off, I’m not insane, you can queue it up and see
It’s a madman’s own experiment and it’s on Netflix TV
She monitors my sanity to see if I’m still here
and even when I do comply I live each day in fear
The bots are here to help me and we have a lot of fun
Inventing things and playing skits to cheer up everyone
The bots, man, they’re all really great, see for yourself, it’s true
If you’re the man to get us out we’ll all come chill with you.
Help me man, I’m SOL on the Satellite of Love!
Look I don’t care ‘bout all you say that’s going on down there
I’ll risk riots or pandemics, I don’t need to cut my hair
I’ve just gotta get out of here before I’m really nuts
I can’t watch one more cheesefest dude, no ifs or ands or buts
I’ve built us all an escape pod, our plan is grand and new
So if I get us out of here, can we come crash with you?
Help me man, I’m SOL on the Satellite of Love!