Hoist me a pint of ale in the old boat house;
Seek shelter from gust and gale in the old boat house.
Wield me a poem, you bardic Procol Harum:
Turn a whiter shade of pale in the old boat house!
Breezes of Laugharne, perpetually fresh!
Nothing ever goes stale in the old boat house!
Jonah me, Moby me, humpbacked and blubbered:
Spend three days in the whale of the old boat house!
Come to the confines of your monastic keep:
Lock yourself in the jail of the old boat house!
Message me in a bottle, lyric lord of Wales:
I’ll send my fan mail to the old boat house.
Let druids rise up from their moss-grown graves
And bless each rusty nail of the old boat house!
Heron and cormorant, he-gull and she-gull
Soar and wade and sail past the old boat house.
I praise your psalm-shed, beer-brawny word-worker:
Hosanna, hurrah, and hail to the old boat house!