Probably knocked down by a bottle from the heavens.

Maybe the gods must be crazy

To think I’d believe I’m in the bed of a king.

 

Two days ago, I stumbled upon

A scroll.

And in it, was scroll within scroll within scroll,

Until there was nothing but chaos in my flesh.

A quick rush and bam!

I’m up, up and away into the dark night.

 

Here I am, face to face with half dressed ladies

And smoothly shaved men whose eyes followed my every movement.

“What do you care for?”

“Should I get the water hot while I await your call?”

I close my eyes an make a wish.

I am never coming back.