Ingredients:
1. Fear
2. Warm fuzzy blanket
3. Creepy music
4. Dark chocolate pretzels
5. Doorbell

Directions:
Select a horror movie that instills fear
gives you goosebumps
makes the hair on the back of your neck rise
contains all you fear

Curl up on a well worn couch
tuck into a warm fuzzy blanket
hide your toes
place dark chocolate pretzels within reach
press play

As the creepy music plays
and the fear rises
reach for the pretzels
one at a time
crunch chomp swallow

Ignore the unknown shadows in the room
just agents of fear escaping from the screen
hide under blanket as needed
nibble more pretzels
creepy music booms

Fear makes a reappearance
laughs rattle windows in time with music
nibble more pretzels
sink deeper into blanket
doorbell rings

The end is nigh