Puppy-Butt and
Kitty-Butt talk
Often on the phone

But Puppy-Butt
Is fading fast
Living all alone

So Kitty-Butt
Reads poetry
In an even tone

Puppy-Butt will
Soon just ashes be
With some bits of bone

Then Kitty-Butt’ll
Toss her happily
Where she’ll no more moan