Such a love/hate relationship,
I love being connected to those far away from me,
But I hate the bullshit.
The fake, smiley engagement photos,
Political nonsense,
Ignorant remarks,
There is enough to make me laugh and smile so I keep it.

But darling, you really must shut up.
Turn off your brain,
Roar louder so the lions go away,
Breathe in, breathe out, do it again.
Just shut up already, I know you can do it.

So delicious, cheddary goodness,
Crunchy and fake, salty and orange.
Tasted better last night though, after eating that gummy bears head right off,
And collapsing into the futon,
I am not sorry for my insobriety.