Soften a brick of regular cream cheese

not any of the non-fat or low-fat variety

 

Place in a bowl and add the following

three slices onions green

 

one-third jar of Real Bacon,

Accent salt, no fakin’

 

Worcestershire sauce

form a ball like a boss

 

Roll in chopped pecans

chill until it all bonds

 

Remember the fun times

the pleasure has been mine

 

Spread my love along

Now I think I’m done.

All the best, Mom