Letter to Baby Doc

You’re gonna screw up no matter how carefully you tread
But here’s a couple pointers to help you get ahead
It’s a drag to move out west, but it works fine so stay the course
It’s a waste to buy insurance, you’re as healthy as a horse
Pats beat the Seahawks in ’14, so take that bet
Don’t drop out of college till you’re 20 grand in debt
Marry your first girlfriend, she’s better than she seems
Don’t sell your bitcoin until March 2018
Start buying gin, it’ll save you money over beer
And remember, the best decision I ever made was trying to turn writing into a career

good luck dude, I got your back

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