A contagion of stupidity
Infected Ogmore-by-Sea
An intellect-free tragedy
Played out in Cymru –
Elsewhere a total of five revellers were stabbed with knives
Ending their wait for a second spike
As impatience reaches new highs
And people find new ways to risk their lives.
Meanwhile, on the Isle of Sheppey
A gathering of far too many
Partied their way into a considerable mess,
Forgetting their cares and the NHS.
Now for the News where you are.