Alas! The modern world is such
that I don’t fit in very much.
Technology’s left me far behind;
I’m about to lose my mind!
French I speak,
And the tongue they speak in Kathmandu.
(That’s Nepal, y’all. Nepalese, if you please).
I converse in fluent Dutch,
although I admit, not very much.
And I have a smart Pomeranian
that barks in perfect Romanian.
But there’s a tongue I just can’t learn;
it makes no sense to me, by durn.
I even speak obscure Balochi,
but I cannot understand Emoji.
Who thunk that up, anyway?