Oh how I love thee

Let me count the ways

Well there’s that sense of humor

The way you yell at your computer

I could list your stylish good looks

Or your beautiful blue eyes

Traditionally I would swoon

Tell you how virile you are

how ruggedly handsome you are

But you know that already

I could list your admirable qualities

How you would sacrifice your life for your cat

And a friend too I suppose

You would go to the ends of the earth for cheesecake

But then so would I

I could share how cuddly you are

How domestic you aren’t

How brilliant your poetry and

political interpretations are

Yes my love, I can count the ways

The poem would be endless

The hour grows late

So in an untraditional

Traditional way

I guess I just have to say

I love you and let it go at that.