I don’t like slimy things

I am not that kind of girl

I hate bugs

Spiders are not our friends

Snakes can just slither on by

You can keep your lizards

Eels and Komodo Dragons

I don’t like to judge

But I do not want to spend the rest of the night

With the heeby jeebies.

Yes, it’s interesting

To contemplate what they are

Why they do what they do

How they adapt to their environment

But I am good not knowing

I don’t need to know

I don’t want to know

With all due respect

Keep your slime to yourself