Brandon’s manic phases are the best

sometimes he goes out in the middle of the night

and busts out car windshields with bricks

kicks mailboxes down to the street

eats food out of the package in the store

takes anything he can get his hands on

and veers into the opposite lane for a few seconds

shooting fingers at the other drivers

before jerking the wheel.

 

His girlfriend said he was out of control

so he emptied a whole gas can in her car

and showed me the video of it burning

at the apartment Christmas party

‘I was a good boy this year dude. The best.’

the cops got a statement off of someone else

I wouldn’t give it up.