Mr. Exhaustion
Arrives home after another softball weekend –
Sunburned, hungry, and hating that Monday’s coming –
Ponders dinner options
Deciding on peanut butter bread
Eating over the sink
In order to avoid washing dishes
Wiping the butter knife off with a napkin
Disposing said napkin in the trash
Slipping the “clean” butter knife back in the drawer
Leaving the open peanut butter jar and loaf of bread out
Stumbling up the stairs to bed
Stepping on his daughter’s dirty uniform
Leaving the laundry for another day
Sprawling onto said bed
Without even getting under the covers
Mrs. Exhaustion is already asleep
Tomorrow waits for him, them
Always