Treasure Island: A Memo
Sail to work, dock at your cubicle, and salute your colleagues with a friendly, “Good morning.”
Continue your intimate relationship with your computer screen, answer every overseas e-mail, and help your clients navigate their bank accounts.
Lunch at your desk. Swallow your tuna-salad-on-white-bread sandwich.
Work into the soft moonlight — no after-hours fun.
Be captain of your ship.
Before you leave tonight, don’t forget to submit your quarterly Self-Evaluation. Be honest.
Regards,
CFO
I like this one! A beautiful blend of corporate-speak and whimsy.
Thank God I never had to work in such an environment.
You expressed this well. Wow!
Thank you. This poem must have struck a chord with you.